My grades are going down, i’m yelling timber
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”
Me at parties
The second we are born, we start dying. So this is not life, this is death.
ALMOST 200K OMGGG
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